Welcome to the Maison le Fay. Please wipe your feet before entering and read the addendum below before settling in.
Hooks in the front hall are labelled by the number of your room.
Outgoing mail can be placed in the box in the front hall; incoming mail will be delivered to their respective owner's room.
The temperature stat cannot exceed 85 degrees Fahrenheit.
Common areas may only be used between 6:37 am and 11:52 pm. Do not enter the parlour outside the posted times, no matter what you may hear.
Ignore the cats on the third floor. Do not feed them, ever.
Room service is unavailable on dates divisible by 3.
We wish you a good time.
Please remember, we may not always be visible, but we are always watching.
Please enjoy your accomodations.
Art by Patrycja Makowska
Text by Lucie MacAulay
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