Friday, 5 October 2012

Mice Advice




Please do not disturb the mice.

The mice can be vicious, when provoked.

They stand like an army; they spread like troops, covering ground for potential threats. It is best to avoid being one of said threats.

Maintain an air of friendliness; mice make very bad enemies.

When approaching them, do not appear small or discreet, make yourself known, discretion evokes a sense of prey.

Do not approach among large groups; this can overwhelm them.

Refrain from speaking, they can use your words against you and any insult will be direly regretted.

There is no avoiding them.

Do not feed the mice, it only makes them hungrier.

Text by Lucie MacAulay 

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